Food For Ill People

I think my appendix could be about to burst. Or something chronic.
I’ve tried to go to the doctors, but I can’t get an appointment until next Wednesday evening. I might be dead by then. The only small comfort is that I could be hailed as a martyr for the NHS. Probably not though…. 

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Battling weight-gain accusations with sticky toffee puddings

I’ve been toying with the idea of trying to lose some weight.
Nothing too drastic—maybe cutting pork pies out of my diet, or restricting myself to one pudding per meal, or drinking more tonic that gin…… 

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Mother’s Day Pistachio Macaroons

There isn’t anything that says “I love you Mum” more than a box of ludicrously tricky sweets.

Anyone can phone up Interflora, or ping over a Moonpig card. Sacrificing your Saturday afternoon to fiddle about with meringue is love indeed though…. 

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Profiteroles

Generally speaking, homemade food beats convenience food hands down.

When I decided that I was going to make profiteroles, my mind did flick to the pudding isle in the local Sainsburys where you can buy a heap of them for a couple of pounds though. It does make you wonder whether it’s worth the amount of time and the cost of ingredients of doing it yourself sometimes…

Having made these little beauties, I can confirm that it definitely is. No question about it.

Firstly, the cost of the ingredients for profiteroles really doesn’t amount to much. Apart from the cream and chocolate, the rest can just be pilfered from your store cupboard.

Secondly, the pastry is light and crisp and delicious. The last few times I’ve eaten profiteroles, they’ve been stodgy little parcels at an Italian restaurant, or heavy supermarket profiteroles which have been filled with cream and kept in industrial refrigerators for a bit too long.

Try out the recipe below, and become reacquainted with what a profiterole really should be.

Ingredients

Choux pastry
200 ml cold water
½ tsp caster sugar
Pinch of salt
85g butter
115g plain flour
4 beaten eggs

For the filling
600 ml double cream

For the chocolate sauce
200g plain chocolate

Before you do anything, turn the oven up to 200°c. It’s really important to make sure that the oven is already up to temperature so that the profiteroles get a short, sharp blast of heat and rise properly.

Now start on the choux pastry by heating up the butter, water and sugar to the point where it’s just started simmering gently.

Take it off the heat, and dump in all the flour in one go. Stir vigorously with a wooden spoon so that the mixture turns into a paste and starts coming away from the sides of a bowl.

Take the pastry out of the pan and put it in a mixing bowl for 10 or 15 minutes until it has cooled down.

Stir in one beaten egg at a time until the pastry has a “dropping consistency.” The pastry should be smooth and shiny at this point – it shouldn’t exactly drip off a spoon by itself, but if you flick it then it should.

Oil a baking tray (or if you’re lazy/lucky like me than get a silpat!) Put a heaped teaspoonful of mixture in little dollops at 2 inch intervals on the tray, and pop them in the oven for 25-30 minutes.

Do NOT open the oven door while they’re cooking – no matter how tempting it is to inspect your little babies, it’s important that you restrain yourself! By the end of the cooking, the pastries should be golden brown (not golden – if they’re just golden, not golden brown then they have the tendency to go a bit soggy.)

Prick little holes in the bottom of the profiteroles and leave them to cool down. In the meantime, whip up the cream (add a heaped tablespoon of icing sugar or caster sugar to make it a tiny bit sweeter.)

If you have a piping bag at hand – congratulations, you are clearly an accomplished and well-equipped chef. If, like me, you don’t have a piping bag, then improvise. I found a freezer bag which worked well enough when I cut off the end!

Squirt the cream into the profiteroles through the hole cut in the bottom.

Finally drizzle or dip the profiteroles in the melted chocolate. Enjoy!