Häagen-Dazs job application — I NEED YOUR VOTE!

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Häagen-Dazs job application — I NEED YOUR VOTE!

October 28, 2011 by rachsmith

I love ice cream.

It’s not a whimsical affair, not just a fad—it’s not like I enjoy a scoop of vanilla from time to time, but I’m full on infatuated with all colours and creed—sorbets, sundaes, syrups…the whole works.

So, imagine my excitement when I heard that Häagen-Dazs is looking for an official Taste Testing assistant.

You know that feeling when fate crops up, and your destined path in life suddenly becomes so clear. Everything I’ve done up until now has been building to this moment.

I was so excited, I couldn’t help but write job application in rhyming couplets, so please, please take just one second of your time to CLICK ON MY FACE (Rachel S) because I need as many votes for this glorious, wonderful dream to become a reality.

My ice cream poem

I make my own ice cream like beetroot or elderflower and honey,
And I’ve learned about the sugar crystals which make it soft scoop, hard or runny.

I work for a magazine and write a blog called ‘The Food I Eat’,
And I cook in a pop up restaurant you can find on Chapel Street.

I honed my expert palette working in the spirits industry
Where I learned how to taste whiskies and make a damned good G&T.

…but I’m looking for my big break, and Häagen-Dazs really floats my boat,
So please take a second to click on me because I’d really love your vote.

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Posted in News | Tagged application, haagen daz, Häagen-Dazs, ice cream, job, rachel s, rachel smith, taste test, tasting assistant, vote for me | 5 Comments

5 Responses

on October 28, 2011 at 10:04 am | Reply veghotpot

Done! Goodluck x x
on October 29, 2011 at 11:04 am | Reply Lisa Moretti (@LisaTalia)

You got my vote =)
- on October 29, 2011 at 11:25 am | Reply rachsmith
  
  Hooray! Thanks very much - a FAR more sensible career plan than journalism! x
on October 31, 2011 at 6:50 am | Reply Siobhan

Hey hey,

The link is just going to my own newsfeed… do you have another one I can try?

Cheers,

Sio
on December 12, 2011 at 9:55 pm | Reply Häagen-Dazs taste testing « The Food I Eat

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